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Lookit the Moon!!

spithate:

Not gonna lie friends. I would like to feel desired and feel like someone’s first choice

thepoisonroom:

loudly going “YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD” to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i’ve ever done

ottermatopoeia:

bvbblebeam:

good morning gay people!!

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thesaltofcarthage:

rootbeergoddess:

ororium-z:

Happy Pride!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

bewbin:

Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR

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TITLE: Floor 20
ALBUM: The Adventure Zone

anistarrose:

[Transcript:

Griffin: Yeah, you climb the stairs, and, uh, it is, uh… It is an uneventful climb to the 20th floor. And a-

Travis: Floor 20!

Griffin: As- What?

Justin: (giggling)

Travis: (giggling) Floor-twenty!

(beat of silence)

Griffin: (angrily) We’re not gonna say anything better than that, like-

Travis: Griffin, we gotta fight some weeds at floor 20.

Griffin: (stunned) We, have… 30 more minutes to go,

Justin: (giggles)

Griffin: And, we’re not gonna say anything better than that.

Clint: (laughs)

Griffin: Did you even think about that?]

radioactive-snake:

vampireapologist:

stardustodinson:

vampireapologist:

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

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hogwild-ramgirl:

woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

libertineangel:
“mouchefska:
“What If we kissed under the dinosaurs kissing statue
”
You would probably get hit by a car but such is the risk of love
”

libertineangel:

mouchefska:

What If we kissed under the dinosaurs kissing statue

You would probably get hit by a car but such is the risk of love

lewdhat:

anais-ninja-bitch:

some years ago, the nyc met opera produced wagner’s parsifal where the entire stage was ankle-deep in the blood of parsifal’s wound.

and like.

who among us has not felt that?

i’m bleeding but not dying.

the blood is pooling and poisoning.

it’s about the pain of grief and how it spreads to others.

by the second act, everyone you love is up to their knees in your blood stains.

they had to invent ways to keep the stage blood clean and warm enough for the cast to act in it safely.

anyway,,

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hisgrumpyfriend:

damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression

saxophonechihuahua:

juicedoesthings:

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

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funnytwittertweets:

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elliewillicms:

elliewillicms:

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everyone look at tiny fungus joel and ellie

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not exactly the same but it did remind me of the vinyl cover for the soundtrack and it’s a gorgeous cover so also stare at it please

viktorhargreeves:

THE LAST OF US
1x01 “When You’re Lost in the Darkness”